Barb
06-28-2008, 09:02 AM
Love that Letterman humor.
Top Ten Signs You Won't Be Qualifying for the U.S. Olympic Team
10. Keep accidentally burning your wrestling opponents with your cigarette
9. You need an advanced pulley system to get over the high hurdles
8. When you hear the starters pistol, you ball up like a frightened armadillo
7. To get you to the trials, firemen had to remove the side of your house
6. When you started running the 100-meter dash, Bob Dole was still in high school
5. Boxing opponents get their gloves caught in your stomach
4. You train by standing in front of mirror, trying to smile like Mary Lou Retton
3. Being 35 and still living at home with your parents not yet an Olympic sport
2. When your relay partner tries to take the baton, you shout, "Screw you -- get your own damn stick!"
1. Can't get your ass through the parallel bars
Top Ten Signs You Won't Be Qualifying for the U.S. Olympic Team
10. Keep accidentally burning your wrestling opponents with your cigarette
9. You need an advanced pulley system to get over the high hurdles
8. When you hear the starters pistol, you ball up like a frightened armadillo
7. To get you to the trials, firemen had to remove the side of your house
6. When you started running the 100-meter dash, Bob Dole was still in high school
5. Boxing opponents get their gloves caught in your stomach
4. You train by standing in front of mirror, trying to smile like Mary Lou Retton
3. Being 35 and still living at home with your parents not yet an Olympic sport
2. When your relay partner tries to take the baton, you shout, "Screw you -- get your own damn stick!"
1. Can't get your ass through the parallel bars